"I just wanted to upgrade the acoustics," he says, digesting his resignation speech. By Thistle Grumplequill, Senior Correspondent for Civic Mishaps GREENSPIRE — In a shocking turn of events—followed immediately by several literal turns, gnashing teeth, and a regrettable belch—the Mayor of Greenspire officially resigned today after the town hall was revealed to be, in fact, a colossal mimic. The revelation came during the mid-week Council of Lanterns, when the south wing unexpectedly grew a tongue and attempted to consume Alderman Feltwick. “It had been humming for weeks,” said local librarian Betzy Fernwinder. “We just thought the acoustics were improving. Turns out that was digestive activity.” The mimic, described by regional mages as “the size of a modest tavern or large hedge maze,” had been enchanted years ago during Greenspire’s ill-fated “Animate Local Architecture” beautification initiative. The program, funded by both royal grants and a particularly overconfident bard, was meant to “bring buildings to life.” In hindsight, residents say, this directive was followed a bit too literally. 🧱 A Structural Problem Former Mayor Thrombin Wick, who ran on a platform of “transparency and tasteful renovations,” took responsibility for the incident. “I just wanted to improve acoustics,” said Wick, speaking from…