Requires a poem, confession, or unresolved childhood memory to pass.
TALLGRAVEL CROSSING, REGION OF WOE —
Travelers attempting to cross the historic Sinderstone Bridge this week were met with an unexpected demand — not for coin, but for catharsis.
The bridge’s longtime resident troll, Norflax Underspan, has reportedly revised his toll policy to favor “emotional honesty” over traditional currency. The new tolls include such requirements as:
- One deeply personal confession (preferably whispered),
- A melancholy haiku with appropriate seasonal imagery,
- Or a poignant recollection of an unrequited childhood crush.
🧠 A Shift in Toll Philosophy
When pressed for comment, Norflax told Civic Report correspondents:
“What’s a gold coin to a troll? Cold, clinky, and meaningless. But a human’s tears? Mmm. Priceless. They pair beautifully with dew and regret.”
The change has sparked both confusion and minor spiritual awakenings among villagers, with many leaving the bridge lighter of heart — and heavier of thought.
💬 Community Reactions
Eudora Millstrung, a local baker’s apprentice, was among the first to be challenged by Norflax.
“I hadn’t thought about that feral goose I lost when I was six in over a decade,” she wept. “But when I said it out loud… I swear the bridge sighed with me.”
Others were less enthused.
Sergeant Marnick Thistlehead of the Tallgravel Watch expressed concern:
“Emotional tolls aren’t in the bylaws. He made my men reenact their most disappointing birthdays. It’s chaos. It’s weepy. And it’s slowing trade.”
🧾 Official Response
In a hastily convened session, the Council of Lanes and Laments ruled that as the bridge resides on ancient troll-claimed foundations, Norflax is technically within his rights — so long as the tolls are “fair and spiritually proportionate.”
They did, however, pass a new ordinance requiring Norflax to maintain an “emotional waiting queue” for peak hours and to provide tissues upon request.
🔮 Magical Complications
Scryers from the local Arcanum have noted that the bridge’s magical wards — designed centuries ago to repel raiders — now pulse gently in time with the mood of passing pedestrians.
“The more you share,” said Professor Wexley of the Faculty of Soul Mechanics, “the more the bridge seems to listen. It’s become… contemplative.”
🧙 Visitor Tips
For those planning to cross:
- Prepare in advance. Journaling helps.
- Haikus are most effective when accompanied by wistful sighing.
- Avoid clichés. Norflax reportedly groaned at the fifth rendition of “I miss my childhood dog.”
⚖️ Final Thoughts
While some worry the emotional tolls will dissuade merchants and marauders alike, others believe it’s a new era for Sinderstone Bridge — one of reflection, vulnerability, and gorgeously overwrought poetry.
As for Norflax, he’s currently accepting letters of sorrow and has hinted at a “Tuesdays for Therapy” initiative.
“The real treasure,” he said, polishing a single tear in a crystal vial, “is knowing you mattered to someone. Even if it was just once.”
🪙 Filed by Penwhistle J. Grogg, Emotional Correspondent
📍 Tallgravel Crossing | Region of Woe
